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That Night

Where do we even begin? We always talk about this night. To point where our friends are still dying to know what happened. The way we talk about it, you would think it was some Project X type of shit.

What happened: Jo was into this guy, let’s call him Jay. Rose was also really into a guy, we’ll call him…James. So we went out for a night of partying, ended up seeing the two, and invited them back to our place later where they would hang out with us. In the meantime, while we were hanging out on our front porch waiting for them to come over. Jo thought she’d take the edge off by taking a couple of hits before they came over. Rose knew better, but Jo wanted to take hits anyway. Then this huge fight erupted on our block and we had front row seats. Eventually we ended up talking to the boys who were fighting and they invited themselves into our apartment. When Jay and James came over and we kicked our new friends out.

Being totally honest, we hadn’t even thought of what would even happen once the two came over. We sat in the living room awkwardly on our sofas. Jo was struggling trying to talk to Jay because she was so fucking high. Rose and James talked about his new job, and he gave her his business card. This went on for an hour, but it felt like 5. Eventually we were just sitting there in silence…soo yeah. They left, Jo walked Jay to his car barefoot for like three blocks…she was still high. When Jo came back, we just sat there like “what the fuck just happened?”

Things we realized: We didn’t even have a game plan. Rookie mistake. We hadn’t even thought of what would happen once they got there, we were just so obsessed with the idea of these guys we liked coming over.

Scale of awkardness (1-10): 9.5

In Conclusion: This night will always be known as that night. The stories behind Jay and James have become longer since then…but we’ll talk more about them later.