Guy Profiles: Jett

Ah, there’s nothing more refreshing than some new dick.

I met Jack totally and completely randomly while at a college graduation party I went to with a friend of mine. I was pretty excited to go because it was an opportunity to meet new people. Not just to meet boys but I had just graduated in the spring and was still with the same people. I just needed some new ones in my life.

The party was cool. There was tons of food there and I’m kind of mad at myself for not smoking before going but I didn’t have any weed on me so I was kind of SOL. But man if I had smoked…let me stop getting off topic.

About an hour and a half later all of us are hanging out and warming up to each other. Then this guy comes walking up the street with a white fluffy dog. “How cute” was my first reaction. I mean, it’s cute when guys have cute dogs. It’s just like them holding a baby. All the girls cooed over his dog and I ended up talking to him for a bit. We had a lot of the same interests which was cool and he even quoted Drake to me. Who said chivalry is dead?

Eventually all of us ended up going to a bar together and buying drinks. I could have kicked myself for eating so much because I got a giant drink and was too full to finish it because I had eaten all of that fucking food. I was mad. But at least I had a good buzz. Me and Jack were still talking the whole time together as well. I was like, this kid is mad cool and I was kind of digging him.

While we were both super buzzed from our drinks we ended up dancing and making out on the dancefloor. I didn’t really want to only because sometimes I care about what people think of me and I didn’t want them to think I was a slut but I was like fuck it. We made out and it was cool.

Since then we’ve been hanging out pretty consistently. He’s a cool guy and we have a lot of interests and I like spending time with him. The only problem I have is the sex.

We have sex, and it’s good for the most part, but I’m never usually satisfied at the end. There’s times where I can really feel things going and then he ends up coming and I completely lose it. And then he doesn’t eat me out. I’ve sucked his dick twice and he just won’t do it for me. Only because he doesn’t know how to do it. And it annoys me because the sex could be a lot better if he did it for me. I know my body and I know that I get off on oral and vaginal sex. It’s almost infuriating when I have sex with him because it’s the same thing all the time.

He says he likes me and I said it back to him but I’m not all the way sure how I feel about him. It’s just a fun time I’m having with someone. Maybe with time, things ill change.

That Night

Where do we even begin? We always talk about this night. To point where our friends are still dying to know what happened. The way we talk about it, you would think it was some Project X type of shit.

What happened: Jo was into this guy, let’s call him Jay. Rose was also really into a guy, we’ll call him…James. So we went out for a night of partying, ended up seeing the two, and invited them back to our place later where they would hang out with us. In the meantime, while we were hanging out on our front porch waiting for them to come over. Jo thought she’d take the edge off by taking a couple of hits before they came over. Rose knew better, but Jo wanted to take hits anyway. Then this huge fight erupted on our block and we had front row seats. Eventually we ended up talking to the boys who were fighting and they invited themselves into our apartment. When Jay and James came over and we kicked our new friends out.

Being totally honest, we hadn’t even thought of what would even happen once the two came over. We sat in the living room awkwardly on our sofas. Jo was struggling trying to talk to Jay because she was so fucking high. Rose and James talked about his new job, and he gave her his business card. This went on for an hour, but it felt like 5. Eventually we were just sitting there in silence…soo yeah. They left, Jo walked Jay to his car barefoot for like three blocks…she was still high. When Jo came back, we just sat there like “what the fuck just happened?”

Things we realized: We didn’t even have a game plan. Rookie mistake. We hadn’t even thought of what would happen once they got there, we were just so obsessed with the idea of these guys we liked coming over.

Scale of awkardness (1-10): 9.5

In Conclusion: This night will always be known as that night. The stories behind Jay and James have become longer since then…but we’ll talk more about them later.